My buddy Dallas has been posting embarrassing photos from her childhood. I thought it might be fun, but apparently all my photos from my youth are already packed for the move. Darn!
I can do almost as well, however, with some old time photos I found while packing. While I scanned them, I noticed a few entertaining trends. Let's see if you can point them out, too! And maybe this is almost as bad as my terrible 80s fashion choices, after all, nice girls don't dress up as flappers and wave guns around throughout their adolescence and early adulthood.
First up is my group portrait of all the kids from my hometown who went to All State NH when I was a freshman in high school. We posed with our teacher, who was terribly bothered that we saw her tattoo. It didn't seem like a very big deal to us, since we were the 15 year olds posing with booze bottles.

Next, and relatively soon after that one, was a portrait of me and my best friend/sometimes boyfriend from that time period. Ah, Steve. He's all grown up and married and home-owning. I... am none of these things. But I love him anyways.

The next trip on memory lane is an old-time photo of me and my two best buds from high school, Susan and Betsy. They're twins (as may be self-evident), but they are quite unique personalities. Betsy married a Brit and is happily enjoying life in England, and Susan is a librarian in Boston. We don't keep in touch much, but with the wonders of the internets nobody is that far removed anymore.

The last stop on our trip is a bit more recent- maybe college-time or a bit afterwards. My best friend from UMBC, Paul, is a huge Weird Al fan. We drove down to King's Dominion (I believe? Some amusement park anyways) to see the wackiest rock star perform. The show was a hoot, but the best part is always the old time photos. Paul was a sport about it, and in the end I think he thought it was more entertaining than I did.

Things to note:
- I always hold a gun or the booze
- The roaring 20's is not a good look for busty girls. We just look chunky. Wild Wild West? Much better.
- My hair has been many different lengths, and it looks for CRAP at chin-length. Best at shoulder or so. It's way too darn long now (below the bra strap and counting)
- My hair goes in phases. Brownish, to light brownish, to OH MY that's BLONDE. Lucky for me, the sepia tones don't betray any traces of burgundy. My hair has had some fun in its time, let's just leave it at that.
- I looked really old at 15, and now I look like a kid. Where is the justice?
- I don't actually smile in most old-time photos, but in regular photos my grin is ginormous and a bit frightening. See?